I'm a journalism junior at the University of Texas at Arlington, I love food and Oxford commas are my pet peeve.
"This is your life, right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet"
"This is your life, right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet"
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I check in showers for murderers but I don't know what I'd do if I found one →
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I hate posts that end with something like “85% of you will ignore this” or “93% won’t reblog this”.
Bitch, show me your degree in Reblog Research.
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When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD DON’T GROUND ME
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